David's NUTshell - Newspaper Clipping for fun.

Submitted by david on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 12:41.
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Voila!

Newspaper Article

 

You can catch a special / exclusive preview of this particular article here on our very own Bluminut. Don't miss the interview part of it ;)

I'm back again, for good. I was a little occupied with my latest book release on Pseudo quantum theory on micro biological structures pertaining to Biomass associated products (BAP) and utilized associated products (UAP) with respect to substrate utilization. That's just the title!Aah, don't bother, let's just say, I am a geek.

Today, I have a rather interesting piece of information for you on Real Fake Newspaper articles. You can use this to, say, to send a gift to your girlfriend/ boyfriend, loved once or any model (as in case of french president). I, for one, sent my gf a newpaper article about her birthday being on the headline, printed, along with other gifts. This website has a great UI with some very easy options to get you to create an article, one for yourself. Here is the website . Just make sure that the Newspaper name and the headline are more than one word, otherwise you may not feel the essence of it. So what are you waiting for? Grab a swimsuit and make a newspaper, just like the one below! And yea, swinsuit may not be of much help.

 

Well that's it from your very own Nicholas Davidenko a.k.a David.


Submitted by brahulprasad on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 15:21.

Davidenko. I have one doubt which is plaging me from the moment I read this article. How did a geek like you manage to get a girlfriend. Do you have any special quantum mechanics algorithms to increase the odds? If so, please enlighten us!

Submitted by david on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 09:51.

Well Rahul, there is lot more to to it than just quantum mechanics algorithm. I usually rely on sheer stupidity and illogical explanations, to sound logical and intelligent in the eyes of the opposite sex. Cool.

While that might raise a few eyebrows, I standby what I said. You dont really have to be intelligent or logical to please a girl. More often than not, honesty would do the job. Infact, Beth was talking something about the typical behavior of guys and gals last weekend. I'll get her to write a blog on that Wink